I’m an angel of the lord

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

hte-spagheti

summerchat

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

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animusrox

Batman & Robin (1997) dir. Joel Schumacher

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jihaad

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit. Post title: "I want to smell inhuman." Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."

jihaad

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083. Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few: "Smells like a Robot's breath." "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather." "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities." "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..." "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""

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tanjiroe

castiel saw dean’s reaction to him asking “what you don’t think you deserve to be saved?” and took it personally. dude made it his life mission to make dean understand he was worth it. it was his final act of free will.

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horseabortion69

Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

radejessie

Oh there's so many of these

open-sketchbook

the best part of transitioning was just never ever having to worry about being policed over any of this shit ever again

dear-ao3

do you ever watch videos of youtubers reading their own crappy wattpad x self insert fics and think to yourself man i would love to explain the sold to one direction trope to these kids, it would absolutely break them

dear-ao3

it was the morning after the big move (a/n idk where she moved too lol) and you swept your messy dark brown hair that was slightly wavy with sun kissed blonde streaks in it up into a messy bun and swiped mascara across your thick lashes that brought out your shining blue ocean colored orbs before throwing on the large frumpy sweatshirt that i had thrown on the floor the night before. i heard the doorbell ring from downstairs. “y/n!” your mom yelled “get down here quick!” “what is it mom?” i yelled back, she was so annoying sometimes. “your new owners are here,” she stated. “my- what?” you stammered, perfect pink lips opening in shock. “yes honey, how else do you think i was able to pay for this house and my alcohol addition? now open the door” you opened the door and saw them on the doorstep, one direction. they looked mostly bored but harry opened his arms and gave you a brilliant smile, his pearly white teeth glistening in the sun. “hey princess get your stuff.”